Saturday, November 15, 2008

007's horoscopes

  • With Mercury in retrograde, your life may begin to feel like a generic action movie, with no shot lasting longer than about five seconds.
  • A nemesis might be a pretty damn good actor, but strangely absent from your main conflicts.
  • An old friend will be absent from your surroundings this month, along with his super sweet gadgets.
  • Look forward to a cool, visceral falling scene in your future, as well as some good chases and scenes full of things blowing up. You will also kill a lot of people cold-bloodedly, so get your guns ready.
  • Expect really lame and cheesy place labels soon to tell you that you are in Italy, Bolivia, etc. On the other hand, you will get to go to Italy, Bolivia, and some other countries.
  • If confused about twists and turns in your life, look into the past; Casino Royale will be a crucial chain of events to keep in mind. Even so, however, prepare for some confusion and misunderstandings.
  • Unfortunately, an important relationship will not be consummated anytime soon, but don't lose hope. Next movie, maybe?

2 comments:

Christopher Newton said...

Who can remember Casino Royale, anyway? It was so long ago. 1951 maybe.

Anonymous said...

There was a Casino Royale movie back in the 1950's? I didn't know about that. Lately, I have been growing less fond of James' Bond movies, its just not the same as the other or the past James Bond movies. Now, the agent is always dirty, never sleek, doesn't have fancy gadgets, and has crap judgement. Well, one thing that they didn't change is that JB always still crashes a pretty nice car.